A lot of the material for my blog comes to me randomly – conversations at work, conversations with friends, reminiscing, and more recently when I am looking at the blog’s of others here on WordPress. This has happened to me again today, and as much as I certainly don’t want to steal the content of others, it definitely got me to thinking.
The Perfect Penis – this is a post by the Best Sex Blog and as soon as I saw the headline, not only did I have to read it, but my mind automatically flashed back to the Big Love. Now I’m not sure if I am allowed to post a picture of a penis on my blog, or if I am allowed to use a picture of his penis, but I had to talk about it. I shall refrain from using the penis picture for now. I don’t know if a man can pick their penis out of a line up, but in the worst case scenario that someone I know comes across this blog, or worse – him, I wouldn’t want to upset anyone.
The Big Love had the perfect penis. It was my first circumcised penis, and to be totally honest, I hadn’t seen it before we had sex, so it all came as a bit of a shock. So much of a shock, in fact, that I had to call my Mama and tell her, and ask her what to do with it. This happened after our first time, of course; it would have been a bit weird if I had just called her mid-fuck.
Where I come from, there isn’t a lot of circumcising, so it was all a bit alien to me. When I do the whole foreplay thing and I give the guy a mini hand job or head, I use the foreskin as a bit of leverage. Does that make sense? However, on this particular penis, there was none of this, so I quickly learned that a lot of spit was needed. Anyway, I digress.
His cock was the most beautiful cock that I had ever seen in my life. It wasn’t too long and it wasn’t too short; it was simply perfect. It had the right amount of girth to make me feel as if I had a good sized cock inside me, and just the right hint of length to feel it deep within me. The fact that it was circumcised definitely helped – it made it the neatest penis I had ever seen. When he was sat down, the tip just reached his bellybutton. I couldn’t tell you how long it was because we never measured it, but to me it was simply perfection.
There was nothing I enjoyed more than having his cock in my mouth. I’m pretty sure he knows this, as he definitely had more blowjobs out of me during our two year relationship than he had ever received in his life. He did the usual tale – “no girl makes me cum through a blow job”, but of course, we overcame that. His first blow job from me was about 40 minutes long, but after that initial one was over, I managed to get it down to as little as two minutes in some instances. One of those instances was when we were on the other side of the world, driving through the aftermath of a tornado. It was my first ever tornado and we were storm chasing but never quite got there. As we were driving along, all of the excitement had gotten me intensely horny so I reached over, unbuckled his pants, and gave him head. He came the hardest he ever had in his life, or so he said. The amount that went down the back of my throat definitely backed up his story!
I guess I’m digressing again – back to the perfect penis.
Since the Big Love, I have slept with 9 people; some of them new, some of them recycled exes. I have compared every one of them to his. There I go with the whole comparing thing again!
There was the drunk guy who I couldn’t remember, the other drunk prick that I can’t remember, but I do remember it not being hard all that much, the friend that I did while I was a wing-woman who, again, I couldn’t remember, and the fireman who was so blah it’s not even worth remembering. The Lapdog has come pretty close to perfect penis status – his has a lot of girth though, and was a bit longer than the Big Love’s. My Mr. Grey – well, we all know how good his penis is! And his hands, his tongue, his everything…. He has piercings though, and I prefer mine without. His is fun and all, but a little too “industrial” for my liking.
The Guy I couldn’t get rid of has a MASSIVE cock! It’s really long but too thin.
Which leaves me with One Ball – his cock is almost perfect but there is one drawback…. It’s not circumcised.
The Big Love has ruined all penises for me, and I’m angry with him for that. I’m now looking for a man that has a cock that is about 5/6 inches long, with a pretty big girth, has no foreskin and is smooth and pink and beautiful.
In my life, I have been lucky. I’ve only come across a couple of tiny penises.
There was Number 2 – his wasn’t all that long, maybe three inches?
Number 17 – he made me laugh, was pretty hot, and had a great smile but his penis was tiny; definitely not bigger than my little finger. I went back a few times though, so there must have been something about him that I liked.
Then there was Number 18 who actually had the smallest penis I ever would have imagined possible. I doubt it even topped an inch and a half when hard. We only had sex the once and I honest to goodness couldn’t even feel it. How he managed to cum inside me, I don’t know. We couldn’t even use a condom because it was so small. This was stupid, of course, but I was young and I’m much more sensible now….. kinda.
So is penis size really that important to us girls? I know that I couldn’t have sex with a guy that had a small penis repeatedly, but then at the same time, a massive cock isn’t the best either – The Guy I couldn’t get rid of is a perfect example of that. Sex is a very important part of the relationship for me, and if I couldn’t even feel the connection with his cock, there would be no relationship. I would cheat for sure. I need a cock that is big enough to hurt my insides when my legs are up on his shoulders, and I want one that makes my mouth feel full when I give him head. However, if I met the perfect man that had everything about him I liked, would I be able to sacrifice the penis? To be brutally honest, no I don’t think I could. I NEED a good cock. I would even go as far as to say that I CRAVE a good cock. I think I have found my “soulcock” – The Big Love. I’m just worried that there won’t be another one like it…. Applications are being taken 😉
How about you? Have you found your perfect penis? What about the guys, how would you rate yours? Is size really that important….?